“Come little children/I’ll take thee away”

Hocus Pocus reference in June? DOUBLE POINTS.

We would never do this to you.

But seriously. PopFountain recently created the Twitter account @PopFountain (how ever did we come up with that title?) and we want you all to follow us like lemurs to the water. Need some reasons? Well belly up to the bar and listen to this soda jerk’s truth spittin’.

Things that you’ll find on our Twitter account:

1. Late-breaking pop culture news that we  discovered from one of our trusted news sources*
2. Live-tweeting of events such as midnight openings, season finales, and concerts
3. Retweeted hilariousness from the best twitter-ers out there (like @kikiabba and @sedgeforrent)
4. Drunk tweeting is bound to happen at some point
5. And basically anything that we want to share with you but only have 140 characters worth of things to say about it

So follow us, we’ll follow you, and together we’ll all somehow figure out how to get on Ellen!

(*read as either “Leaky Cauldron” or “Facebook”)

Just respond “That’s What She Said”

Six. Word. Memoirs.

Granted I wouldn’t want the above title written on my tombstone (especially considering how sweet engravings are becoming) but I think it sums up my current thinking and immaturity pretty well. At least for today. Tomorrow I may be quoting That’s So Raven with a little “It’s the future I can see” and just really blow your mind.

I first heard about this website on Twitter when I saw Stephen Colbert’s comic gem: “Well, I thought it was funny.” And immediately I thought, Damn! That was such a good idea. I wish I had thought of it first. He’s always one step ahead of me. So off I went to the website and there I got completely caught up in the amount of content they’ve amassed. Page after page of the most random stuff. Suicide plans to practical jokes. Mundane activities to deep personal confessions. Then the occasional: “I have worn various bodily fluid.” Nice. And all the while I’m double, sometimes triple checking (depending on punctuation and hyphens) to make sure that there are six words. Yep. Yep there are.